Wednesday, September 24, 2008

YOU'LL HATE YOUR LIFE

                  
well kids, recently i have been hearing a lot about marriage, engagements, and just relationships in general;  and i gotta admit it pisses me right off.  now i'm not trying to discourage anyone pondering the idea, but to young kids fresh out of college just starting your careers please please oh yes baby please ponder it longer than 3 years. i don't know the exact divorce rate but last i heard it was somewhere around fifty percent. why do it to yourselves? why get married today, what's three more years? ya know, suffer through the bad times that come with longevity. if the good times still out weigh the bad then i like the chances. oh what a world that would be, saving all the money from the wedding and then all the money from the divorce. with those who argue that insurance and taxes are lower as a married couple then fuck you, that shouldn't be a deciding factor in the whole process a blind man could see that this is done with the wrong intentions and almost a divorce waiting to happen, but best of luck. because after all i know dick and "i have done unforgivable things"

"bigamy is having one wife too many. monogamy is the same."
-oscar wilde


1 comment:

The Morganism said...

ugh. The thought of marriage makes me tired!
Gross gross gross